The Legends Of Yippie: The War Of The Pans

 

Written by: Ben Berkenbosch

Genre: Fantasy

Age recommendation: 12+ years or older (cheeky humour, violence, foul language, drug abuse)

Note: The parts in Chapter 1 can be read in any order, since this is an open world game. 

 

Prologue

 

 

At the dawn of time, nine pans were created:

The Pan of Sound

The Pan of Sound held the incredible power to make the wielder able to hear better than anyone. Even the smallest imbalances in the best mixes on earth. This pan ended up in the hands of the Musicians.

The Pan of Frying

The Pan of Frying granted the wielder the powers to summon fire and control warmth. This pan is incredibly strong and useful in both combat and cooking. This pan ended up in the hands of the Dwarfs.

The Pan of Flying

The Pan of Flying granted the wielder to fly at will. This pan had the power to fly, and travel without ever having to touch the ground. This pan ended up in the claws of the Dragons.

The Pan of Confidence

The Pan of Confidence made the wielder incredibly confident, and able to never doubt themselves again. With this pan, amazing results with about anything are guaranteed. This pan ended up in the feet of the Ducks.

The Pan of Sight

The Pan of Sight was capable of making the wielder able to see better than anyone. Legends say that it made the wielder even capable of viewing through solid objects like it is glass. This pan ended up in the hands of the Wizards.

The Pan of Patience

The Pan of Patience granted the wielder true patience. This power made it possible for the wielder to think before acting, always causing them to make the right move. This pan ended up in the hands of the Elves.

The Pan of Speed

The Pan of Speed granted the wielder an incredible agility and speed. With this pan, the wielder would never have to miss any deadlines anymore. This pan ended up in the feet of the Geese.

The Pan of Corruption

The Pan of Corruption was capable of letting the wielder corrupt reality. It is said that with this pan, wars would be won, at the cost of reality. This pan ended up in the hands of the Humans.

The Pan of Love

The Pan of Love was the mightiest, but also most dangerous pan of them all. In the right hands, the wielder of this pan would be able to know the true meaning of love. This pan ended up in the hands of the Goblins.

Yippie woke up from the skies

“Yippie? Can you hear my voice? You have to get down there. It’s time for you to help, because there’s tension brewing, you have to help preventing this war. I am the creator of everything, the creator of the pans, but I will cease to exist soon, and I need you to maintain the peace on Earth. It is… All… I ask…. Protect… The Pans………”

The creator of everything stopped existing and Yippie flew to the surface

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Sound

Yippie enters Pling Plong Kingdom

“Hello there! And, welcome to Pling Plong Kingdom!! My name is Hank Shimmer, and who may you be?”

Yippie made a spin in the air and screamed: “Yippie”!

“Wow that's an amazing name, I could imagine scoring your name with a huge braam and 5000 bagpipes!! Would you like to enjoy one of our concerts?”

Yippie politely agreed to seeing one of the concerts

“That is wonderful, Yippie!! Because I have never seen someone like you before, I want to celebrate meeting you with a free ticket for tonight's concert by Taylin Quick, here in Pling Plong Kingdom. For in the future, there will be concerts all over the land, but remember that these will cost money.”

Yippie arrived at the concert and proceeded to have a lot of fun, thoroughly enjoying the music that was being played

Afterwards, Yippie managed to get in touch with Taylin

“Hello Yippie, Hank told me about you! I am glad to see you enjoyed the concert, it means a lot ot me”

Yippie made some concerned hat noises

“Wait, there's something wrong? I am so sorry to hear that, but we cannot share information about the pan with outsiders! We have had some troubles with the Geese however, they have been scamming people into buying fake tickets, and because of this our economy is declining! Perhaps if you can settle this with the Geese, you can earn our trust. After that, we can talk further to consider the severity of the situation.”

Yippie was very excited, and agreed to help them like a true g

“That's amazing, Yippie! I can bring you to Fruity Lands Studio, since I need to be there to record my next single. Fred Chiron will be there as well, and he can probably assist you on your way to New Honk City”

Almost arrived in Fruity Lands Studio, Yippie and Taylin got approached by an angry group of Soundgooseizers

“Oh no, not again! Let's kick their ass Yippie!!” said Taylin”

But Yippie insisted on not using violence. The Soundgooseizers were just hungry according to Yippie.

Taylin and Yippie decided to open up the hood of Taylin’s car and set up a little pan that Yippie happened to carry.

Yippie cooked some Fattened Sausages with some corn and grass, while Taylin distracted the Soundgooseizers by shaking them off.

The Soundgooseizers thoroughly enjoyed this delicious meal and decided to step out of the way.

Yippie and Taylin arrived at Fruity Lands Studio and here Yippie said goodbye to Taylin and moved on with Fred Chiron

Fred Chiron and Yippie stepped into Fred's orange Bugatti Chiron. Fred was kind enough to let Yippie steer the car. Due to Yippie’s driving skills, the shape of the Bugatti Chiron changed significantly. But Fred Chiron didn't mind, in fact, he fell in love with the shape of this car and wrote a song about it.

Yippie and Fred decided to come up with a plan to solve the ticket problem. They coincidentally met Wong Lofi in New Honk City, who decided to also team up.

With the three of them, they decided to start a scamming business to eventually get in touch with the right people.

After doing a lot of successful scams, some, Fred Chiron received a phone call from Joe Willy (the legend himself, the true one and only)

“Hello Fred, you're speaking with Joe Willy. I just got approached by some Geese, and they kidnapped me. They claim I'm behind some scamming business in New Honk City!! This is absolutely nuts, and I have a feeling that Goosetavo Finch is behind this, he is the scamming overlord after all. But to get to the point, I am locked up somewhere I think to the south of New Honk City, but I am not sure! You need to save me, please, I was just writing the most beautiful, soaring horn melody, but it is slowly leaving my memory. Please bring pen and paper with you, this melody is super important for reasons you may not understand yet!!”

Fred Chiron was shocked, and he decided to send Yippie on a mission to gather Taylin, Hank, but also Mickey Bubble. They were gonna need all the power to save Joe Willy.

Yippie went off in Fred Chiron's Chiron and went to gather Taylin, Hank, and Mickey.

Yippie had to cook some delicious food to convince everyone to come. But eventually it returned to Fred with Taylin, Hank, and Mickey.

Now they all worked together to break into a big telecom building in New Honk City. Yippie distracted all the security with its insane cooking skills, he even made cinnamon buns, broodjes kroket, spicy tacos, and sushi!!

Eventually all the musicians were in and they all worked together to use the satellite to locate Joe Willy’s frequency. They noticed he was in New Honk City, but then Hank Shimmer was shocked!! He said: “Guys, we have a serious problem!! I notice something off, like a serious frequency building up around 563hz, this means the pan is in danger!!!” “OH NO, but if we lose the pan to Goosetavo Finch, the musicians will all be screwed! He will even use that pan to gain power of the geese, but since Queen Giga Honk has a peace with the ducks, this means Goosetavo Finch will likely cause a war between the ducks and the geese, but with the humans being allied to the ducks, this may get really ugly… And Fruity Lands Studio will be in the center of this war!!”

Wong Lofi broke the window and jumped out 15 stories down with a smooth landing. Everyone else followed and they followed the 563hz frequency spike. Eventually they found Joe Willy on the streets, he was released, which felt really weird to everyone. “HE HAS THE PAN” said Joe. Fred Chiron replied: “Oh bollocks! Can we get by any chance?” But then Joe said: “Well… This pan is our heirloom and sacred pan, but if we decide to attack Goosetavo, then we risk everything… I'd say we gotta prepare ourselves by forming alliances with the humans. Yippie stubbornly disagreed and decided to fly off on his own to get the pan back.

Yippie managed to locate Goosetavo Finch after chatting with a few local geese.

“Can I help you sir?” said Goosetavo Finch.

Yippie threw a slice of cheese in Finch his face

“Ah haha, you want the pan? It's already served its purpose… But you know, if you want it, you have to earn it by cooking for me. Impress me, and it's all yours.”

Yippie started cooking, but right before he finished he got attacked left and right

“Don't you dare attack my dear friend Yippie, you bloody swine!!!”

Fred Chiron appeared and helped Yippie defeat the geese

“Hi Yippie, we got a change of mind, and we are not gonna let you go through this alone. Together we will defeat Goosetavo Finch.” Hank, Joe, Fred, Taylin, Mickey, and Wong all fought alongside Yippie and they managed to defeat all the evil geese mercenaries. They got the pan back, but Gustavo managed to get away…

With the pan back in their possession and everyone safe, they decided to return to Pling Plong Kingdom

“Hello everyone, this is the biggest concert we have ever done. Me (Joe Willy), Hank Shimmer, Fred Chiron, Taylin Quick, Wong Lofi, and Mickey Bubble are all here, together with a very special guest dancer: “Yippie”!!!”

The crowd went absolutely crazy and they all started default dancing ultra hard!

“You saved our people, Yippie. I believe that our pan would be safest in your possession. Your trustworthiness and kindness is unmistakable, so I hereby trust you to protect this pan and defend it with your life”

Yippie wisely, courageously, and graciously accepted the noble gift that was bestowed upon him by Mr Willy

“I guess this is goodbye mate!” said Fred. But then Taylin said: “What if we call it a see you next time?” Everybody agreed with Taylin and they waved off Yippie as he went on his next adventure.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Frying

 

Yippie entered Dwarf's Mountain, searching for Queen Lördïr

“Aiiii, who are thou!?” said a random Dwarf.

Yippie made some ancient hat noises

“Aiii thou are Yippie? I shall call ya hat!! Well now, I am Bürgör!”

Yippie is still looking for Lördïr, but then Bürgör explained that nobody was able to reach her, because Minoro, The Mining Dragon has destroyed a big part of the mountain, which caused the queen to be locked out.

“Aiii, I shall share you a great idea now! You can fly, why don't you fly over there?”

Yippie explained that he wasn't able to fly that far, but he could only hover and fly a little bit

Then Bürgör came up with the crazy idea to defeat Minoro, they would need to team up with Kevin The Wizard it they want to stand a chance. Lucky for them, Kevin The Wizard happened to visit the dwarfs in two days.

Yippie and Bürgör started collecting food and started to cook an amazing feast in order to pursue Kevin to help them on their mission

After two days, they successfully managed to make an amazing meal. Then Kevin arrived. “Hello guys” said Kevin. His enchanting wisdom radiated through their souls. Bürgör then said: “We prepared a delicious feast for you, Kevin”

Kevin consumed the food with a lot of pleasure

“So Kevin, I shall share ya a request! We want to defeat and then mind control Minoro The Dragon, but we cannot do this without your help… Would ya like to help?!”

Kevin agrees: “I will help you, of course!”

The dwarf, the wizard, and Yippie went towards the Dragon's Nest

They came across some rogue hunters, and Yippie tried cooking something, but this didn't work. So they fought them off using weapons and magic, eventually the group managed to ABSOLUTELY DESTROY these stinky hunters. This happened a few more times, but every single time, the hunters got completely rekt, it was not even close!

In the distance, a sea of flames came. Kingferno, The Fire Dragon, sensed their presence

Kevin casted a spell that protected him, Yippie, and Bürgör from the smoke, but they had to do a very hard parkour go avoid getting burned by the flames.

Kevin casted another spell that protected the heroes from getting sensed by any dragons. Though, they still had to avoid getting seen by any dragons.

They arrived at Minoro’s Cave, and here it all came down to. An epic battle against a very dangerous creature!!

It was a close call, but thanks to Yippie’s guidance, Kevin's spells, and Bürgör’s power, Minoro got defeated!

Kevin enchanted Minoro, and the three of them flew away on Minoro. This was rather dangerous, because they got attacked on the way, but Yippie and Bürgör cooked up some burgers with Tungsten, which made the dragons fall down!

Unfortunately, this did not work on Oboe, the Sound Dragon. However, the voice of oboe went down to the range of a contrabassoon, making it much more terrifying!

It was a close call! But thanks to the power of will, and Bürgör his massive ego, they managed to phase cancel out Oboe. Truly spectacular.

Now, the other problem arised (quite literally), since Kinferno quickly found a way to digest the tungsten and he came flying back. Kevin used a powerful, magic spell, which helped them to get somewhat of a speed advantage. They knew that Kinferno wouldn’t stop, so they had to communicate with the Dwarf’s to set up a defense. After a wild chase though, they did manage to get back to Dwarf’s mountain and all the Dwarfs started singing Thick Of It by KSI and Kinferno quickly left.

With Minoro, they managed to get to the Queen safely and rescued her. Luckily Queen Lördïr survived thanks to the Pan of Frying.

Yippie made some concerned ancient hat noises. Queen Lördïr understood what Yippie wanted to do, protecting the world. But the issue was that Lördïr didn’t trust Yippie. Bürgör vouched for Yippie, but this wasn’t enough.

Then Yippie decided to cook up some juicy Beef Wellington, and gave it to Lördïr. She said that the meal was so amazing that she wanted Yippie to have their ancient pan heirloom, that has been passed down for generations. She also gave Kevin a lot of money for helping out, but Kevin decided to donate this to Yippie, truly a gigachad wizard.

Yippie graciously accepted the gift, and he thanked Kevin, and Bürgör. Kevin got rid of Minoro, and Yippie flew away, filled with satisfaction.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Flying

 

Unlike the majority of the races, the dragons were not particularly friendly or cooperative. So Yippie contemplated on how he could successfully steal the pan of flying from the dragons. A fact that was well known, but still very curious, because dragons don’t even need any pan to fly.

Yippie decided to contact Kevin the Wizard. But he couldn’t reach Kevin, so instead he went all the way to the desert and Yippie went into the wizard’s tower to summon Kevin. There was a sign on Kevin’s desk, saying: “Currently performing an exorcism, brb” Yippie decided to cook some noodles for Kevin so he had some food when he returned.

Kevin returned and said: “Hello Yippie! Are these noodles for me?! You are amazing!! Is there anything I can do for you?”

Yippie explained the importance of obtaining the Pan of Flying

Unfortunately Kevin wasn’t able to help due to his injuries he got from a recent exorcism. Instead, he recommended to pay Goosetavo Finch to steal it for him.

Yippie travelled the land to sell food

After earning 3 million money, Yippie went to New Honk City and he contacted Goosetavo Finch on a burner phone. Goosetavo Finch accepted and took Yippie’s money.

Goosetavo never returned, noir retrieved the pan. So Yippie had to go to Irpatraz Kingdom’s courtroom to see justice done. Unfortunately, nobody felt like waging a war against Goosetavo, so they just told Yippie to go [warning sign] himself.

Yippie decided to build a small army of people that he was able to find in Irpatraz Kingdom. He did this by giving away free food of Michelin quality. He managed to gather 2316 humans, 69 ducks, 7 elves, 38 dwarves, 4000 goblins, and 69 broducers. They were all ready to fight the dragons to save the world.

They all went to the Dragon’s nest to absolutely destroy the dragons. But the dragons were really really strong. They saw a person flying a dragon but they were unable to identify the person.

After a fierce battle, all hope was lost of winning, so instead, the army made the noble decision to sacrifice their lives to create an opening for Yippie.

Yippie sneaked past all the dragons and found the pan of flying on the most obvious place ever.

When Yippie came back with the pan, nobody survived, except one elf. She told Yippie that the dragons usually were never this violent.

Yippie was sad that so many people died for him. But this also made it clear to him that no matter what, this mission is important, and he cannot fail it. He went away with his pan.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Confidence

 

Yippie entered Pog Village, which was where he met Duduck. Yippie asked Duduck if he could speak with King Quagmire, and this was all good. But then all of a sudden they got bothered by a rude goose on their way. Duduck replied with: “Urm what the sigma?”. And the goose died of cringe. They briefly continued on their way to King Quagmire.

Yippie asked King Quagmire if he could have the Pan of Confidence. King Quagmire said: “Sure bro”. And Yippie was very happy about this.

He then left with the pan of confidence in his possession.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Sight

 

Yippie went to the Wizard’s Tower to ask Kevin The Wizard for their Pan of Sight. Kevin was very worried, because there has been an outbreak. Before he gave Yippie an answer, he told him the tail about Malus: “Many many years ago, when I was still a child, I had a brother called: “Malus”, he was not that bad, just a bit of a douchebag, but nothing worrisome. Until someday he decided to play with dark magic, because he heard that this was supposed to help his mewing streak. But there was nothing skibidi about dark magic. Eventually Malus went into a dark hole, he went in a dark hole because this dark hole was actually a store in which they sold a new gaming console. Malus bought this console, but then back at their home, he started PIRATING games. This was the biggest shock in my entire life! I decided to banish him in a dark dimension, sealed away in the wizard’s tower.”

But not too long ago he escaped, with the help of a very scary human, whom I couldn’t identify. So now I am worried that he is out there to steal the pans, because we almighty wizards know about these kind of things, just like we know about OTT and soundgoodizer. “What’s a soundgoodizer” asked Yippie. “DON’T YOU START ABOUT SOUNDGOODIZERS WAAAAAAA” said Kevin. Kevin is usually very wise and emotionally mature, but he had a soft spot for bad compression plugins.

Back to the point!! “I know where the pan is” said Kevin. Apparently the pan resides in Solitura Kingdom, inhabited by humans. This way it was supposed to be hidden right under their eyes. But the issue is that Malus also knows this, so it’s going to be tricky business.

Yippie went into Solitura Kingdom. Here they found the Malus looking for the pan. But they also saw something interesting… King Williams was chatting with Malus. This was very curious, King Williams seemed scared. They decided that Yippie was gonna seize the opportunity to distract Malus more while Kevin got the pan. So Yippie did something genius, he made epicgamerfrfr burgers, which is a recipe that can attract dragons from miles away. All the dragons came and then Yippie threw these burgers at Malus. Malus tried to corrupt the dragons, but they were driven by their instinct of food, forcing Malus to retreat.

Kevin came back with the Pan of Sight and gave it to Yippie. But the dragons couldn’t stay away from Solitura, which was an issue. The humans in Solitura then all worked together by luring out the dragons. This was not very successful unfortunately. So Yippie came up with his final plan. He traded his 2016 Bugatti Chiron with Kinferno so they would stay away. Fortunately, this did work!

Yippie thanked Kevin and the humans for being such homies and then left.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Patience

 

Yippie entered Wyo Ming City for the Pan of Patience.

He instantly was greeted by Queen Yi Nida Baimore, Queen of the elves. Yippie took the liberty of asking for the Pan of Patience. Yi replied with: “It will come with patience my hat. If you can complete the 8 ancient trials, I will grant you the pan of patience.

Yippie believed that there was more to the world than just patience. So he hired people on Fiverrrrr to complete the 8 ancient trials. Queen Yi was absolutely astounded that Yippie did all this so fast. But a deal is a deal. So Yi decided that Yippie could have the pan. She asked Duplolas to escort Yippie to Wa Sabi City.

On their way they got approached by a few annoying geese, but they made a delicious stew out of these nasty buggers.

When they were in Wa Sabi City, Duplolas granted Yippie their Pan of Patience.

To fully accept this pan, Yippie had to wait 1 week without doing anything apart from looking at the pan. Yippie just traveled forward in time one week (yes, this is my story, and Yippie is that cool). Now he officially has the pan. Yippie!!!

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Speed

 

Yippie entered New Honk City. He asked one of the geese guards if he was able to see Queen Gigahonk. This was only possible if he had enough social credits unfortunately. So Yippie started a few businesses in the city: “A bakery, a star restaurant, a French kitchen restaurant, a potato shop with all types of different potatoes, a crypto wallet software company, a ransomware software scamming center, a meth empire…” Oh and wait… That wasn’t very handy of Yippie… Goosetavo Finch couldn’t appreciate a competitor, so he attacked Yippie with some of his goosy gangsters. Yippie wasn’t particularly good at combat but then all of a sudden Bürgör and Duplolas came to help Yippie!!

While Yippie was fighting against some of Goosetavo’s grunts, Goosetavo used this particular moment to get to Queen Gigahonk. Yippie noticed this, so he followed Goosetavo. At the castle, Goosetavo noticed Yippie, and then Yippie started cooking some meth that was actually really good and then threw this at Goosetavo. With this distraction, Queen Gigahonk fled with the Pan of Speed.

But now with no idea of where Gigahonk is and Goosetavo being on the brim of flipping power over in New Honk City, things were not looking too bright…

Yippie returned to the exhausted Bürgör and Duplolas, and they retreated to Pog Village. They decided that they needed to find the pan but also prevent a power flip in New Honk City. But then Duplolas said: “I am sorry, but if what you say is right, then this takes priority!!” So they decided to let the power flip happen and search for the Pan of Speed.

After searching the land and hearing tons of rumors, they eventually figured out that Gigahonk fled to Fruity Lands Studio, which was surprisingly close to New Honk City… Big F in the chat for these suckers.

In Fruity Lands Studio they met with Gigahonk and told her that they needed her to give the pan. She agreed, because she felt like she didn’t deserve it anymore after failing her people. But she did beg them to try to take the city back from Goosetavo.

Back in New Honk City, they gathered a small army of dwarfs, elves, and loyalist geese to fight Goosetavo. Yippie baked food in the meantime to win over more geese. Eventually this all went really well. They almost had Goosetavo, but then all of a suden Malus and Mr Yorkham shower up. Mr Yorkham helped Goosetavo winning back over some geese by baking even better food than Yippie, and this absolutely DESTROYED Yippie’s ego.

They called in more reinforcements, but it wasn’t enough and Goosetavo, Malus, and Yorkham retreated.

At least Yippie managed to get the Pan of Speed

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Corruption

 

Yippie went to Irpatraz Kingdom to speak to King Williams. But unfortunately, he was stopped by Guard the Guard. Guard told Yippie he had no business in speaking with the King.

Yippie decided that he needed to get into a position where he was able to get in touch with King Williams.

First off he decided to become a food TicTaccer. He managed to gather a ton of followers by doing crazy food videos.

King Williams was sitting there: “Hello Yippie, you have come to see me about an important matter?”

Yippie nodded and then explained the situation.

“King Williams reacted in a very stressful manner”. A heated debate started… “NO YOU WILL NOT GET THE PAN FROM US!!, WE KEEP IT SAFE, IT IS NOWHERE SAFER THAN IN OUR HANDS YOU PIG!!!”

Yippie started crying because being called a pig is a very big disrespect.

Kevin The Wizard suddenly entered the room to everyone their surprise. “I think I know what’s up here… I sensed a huge emotional distress and I fear that it happened…” said Kevin.

King Williams replied: “What happened?!?!?”

“You know exactly what happened” said Kevin.

After a long and difficult conversation, Yippie finally understood what happened… An evil wizard, called: “Malus” was determined to rule everything, and he needed the pan of corruption to achieve this. And he likely succeeded in getting this pan.

King Williams was very ashamed to admit the sobering truth: “The humans were panless” An inevitable war is on the Horizon, so he had to prepare all his troops. Kevin urged Williams to work together with other races, as their best bet to defeat Malus. But William was selfish and short-sighted. He ordered Kevin and Yippie out of the Kingdom.

“Yippie, we need to make sure the pans are destroyed, because the world will not survive a full-on war of pans” said Kevin.

Then they parted their ways, knowing that Malus has the winning hand.

 

Chapter 1: The Pan of Love

 

Huehuasu Kingdom was in sight and Yippie went to the gate. He was hugged by two feared goblin kids. The mother of these kids apologized for their behavior to Yippie. She told Yippie how their sacred heirloom: “The pan of love” has been stolen by an evil wizard. Every goblin was scared that this will make them turn bad, but the mother told Yippie that a pan cannot change who someone is in their heart.

Yippie didn’t give into hopeless and he called Kevin The Wizard. Kevin showed up and explained about how there is no point on trying to steal the pan it Malus, the evil wizard was behind this. So Yippie decided to leave, together with Kevin.

“WAIT!!!” King Yatayata came running towards Yippie. “We have heard about Malus, but he has nothing to do with this. Goosetavo Finch has the pan. He took it, and perhaps with your help we can manage to take back the pan, without going to war against the Geese!!”

Kevin and Yippie were extremely relieved, because this meant that there was a chance for them to change everyone’s faith. Together they set out on an adventure to New Honk City.

In New Honk City, Kevin got distracted by an old friend and he told Yippie to infiltrate into Goosetavo’s Hideout. Yippie decided to bake a goose wellington, made out of one of the local geese. And then he told one of the gangster geese he had an offer for their boss. The gangster goose told Yippie that the boss was having some business over at Double Harmonic Minor Town. So Yippie went there without Kevin, because he was still distracted. Instead, Yippie got help from a musician, called: “Mickey Bubble”. Mr Bubble happened to be touring there, and he has a private jet, so they just took his private jet and crashed straight into the sand in Double Harmonic Minor Town.

In Double Harmonic Minor Town, Yippie and Mr Bubble were attacked by a bunch of geese. They absolutely fricking destroyed them, but then more followed, and at that moment, they knew they messed up. The geese captured Yippie and Mr Bubble.

Fortunately for Yippie, he was not stopped by the prison bars. For explanation on what happened, check this: https://youtu.be/b-nwRDNoJR4

Mr Bubble was still locked up, but they used the opportunity to distract the guards so that Yippie could escape. Outside Yippie found Goosetavo Finch, but he was standing over someone, something dark. Something scary… It seemed like a wizard of some sort. “WATCH OUT YIPPIE!!!!” Kevin suddenly came in and casted a spell to protect Yippie. “That’s Malus, we have to be careful, he is plotting something serious.” Goosetavo had the pan in hand and was about to give it to Malus, but Kevin didn’t let this happen. Kevin used some super powerful magic to make 42069 clones of himself and they all attacked Goosetavo and Malus. Yippie in the meantime tried to take the Pan of Love, and he succeeded!! But things were escalating in Double Harmonic Minor City, Kingferno, and Chilly both entered the scene to fight Kevin alongside Malus and Goosetavo. But then all of a sudden… KING YATAYATA AND AN ARMY OF GOBLINS SHOWED UP!!! ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!!

Yippie retreated back into the prison to save Mr Bubble, but then all of a sudden he saw someone standing with a knife at Mr Bubble’s neck. It was Mr Yorkham!!! He told Yippie to hand over the pan of love or he would slit Mr Bubble’s throat. Yippie of course couldn’t let them kill Mr Bubble, so he gave them pan. Mr Yorkham let Mr Bubble go, but Mr Bubble was furious! “You shouldn’t have done that!! This might ruin the world, Yippie, you sack of shit!!!” Yippie was sad but they went upstairs with the hopes to still stop Mr Yorkham. It seemed like Malus and Goosetavo were losing, but then Mr Yorkham came with the pan, and gave it to Malus. They swiftly flew away.

”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” said Kevin calmly. “AHHHHHH NOOO!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!” said Mr Bubble calmly. “F in the chat for the faith of goblins” said Yatayata, king of the goblins.

Yippie failed, Yippie’s power of love and care was used against him. Poor, poor hat. This was terrible!!

 

Chapter 2: A Terrible Fate

 

With the pan of sound, frying, flying, confidence, sight, patience, and speed in Yippie’s possession. And the pans of love and corruption in the hands of Malus, matters were scary!!

Kevin told Yippie to meet him at Kurablin village. The people of Kurablin were humans, but they were independent of King Williams, so they felt like they would have an objective perception on the situation. They got help from Gigahonk, Duplolas, Bürgör, and Fred Chiron. They called themselves: “The Fellowship of the Pan”.

Kevin said there were rumors that the King Williams was kidnapped by Kinferno (under Malus’ control). So the fellowship went to the Dragons’ Nest to rescue King Williams. On their way they noticed a lot of concerned folks from all types of species. It was chaos!! They checked out their phones, and it turned out there was a massive console wars going on in all the major kingdoms. They just ignored it and when they got at the lair, they found a 2016 Bugatti Chiron. Yippie couldn’t stand it, and he stole the 2016 Bugatti Chiron back!! Then they went into the mountain, but there were no dragons, only some easy-to-kill magic voodoo humans, created by Malus. They heard King Williams scream for help and all went to his cell.

…

… “ummm, is everything alright” said Bürgör.

KABOOOOMMMMMM

A huge prison door shut down, and Malus appeared. This was a trap apparently, baited with King Williams. And then King Williams walked out of his fake prison. “Sometimes you have to choose the winning side, even if you don’t agree” said Williams. “Don’t!!” said Fred Chiron. It was very sad to see how King Williams was apparently not robbed by Malus, but corrupted, using his own weapon against him. Dayummm what a plot twist wowowowowow. Then all of a sudden Yippie decided to kill all of his friends and go full maffia mode on everyone. WOAHH THAT IS REALLY A BIG PLOT TWIST!! You didn’t see that coming, did you?! Okay but… I am kidding. Yippie didn’t actually do that. What Yippie did was trying to go back in time, but Malus his magic counteracted this, and also Kevin’s spells. They couldn’t escape. The fellowship came up with a plan though. Yippie made a lot of food. Like A LOT!!!! I mean like, the amount of food that one grocery store on average throws a way daily, so this is really an immense amount!! They all fed this food to Bürgör, and then he burped so loudly that even in Pling Plong Kingdom they could hear the burp.

A day later, multiple armies showed up to save Yippie and the rest of the fellowship. An intense fight happened, many people lost their life, and some even lost their iPhone 16 Pro Max Premium 16’ Extra Glossy (sponsored by Mr Beast edition). So this was TRAGIC!

The fellowship was saved though. But Malus didn’t take this for granted. He distracted Yippie and trapped him in an evil dimension together with Kevin. “I WILL KILL KEVIN, UNLESS YOU GIVE ME ALL THE PANS, YIPPIE!!!” said Malus calmly. “DO NOT DO IT YIPPIE, YOU MADE THIS MISTAKE BEFORE, BUT WITH ALL THE PANS IN MALUS HIS POSSESSION, EVERYONE WILL PERISH!!!!” said Kevin even calmlier. “KEVIN IS RIGHT BUT I WILL REALLY KILL KEVIN AND WITHOUT KEVIN YOU WILL PERISH ANYWAYS BRO!!! SO GIVE ME THE PANS” said Malus calmliest.

Yippie gave Malus the pans, and Malus killed Kevin anyways. Yippie got transported back into his own reality.

 

Chapter 3: The War of the Pans

 

With all the pans in Malus’ possession and an increased level of violence everywhere (except Kurablin), things were very bad. A few months passed, and then it happened…

Queen Yi Nida Baimore, King Yatayata, Joe Willy, and King Quagmire have all declared an official war. It was a war against Malus, who had the dragons under his control, as well as the allegiance of most geese, and humans…

 

To be continued…